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Videos TV Shows The Bachelor The Amazing Race Big Brother Jersey Shore Keeping up with the Kardashians Khloe & Lamar The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills The Real Housewives of Orange County Survivor Contact Me My Account Login Register search KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS – 5/20/12 Posted on May 22, 2012 by Reality Steve6 I’m baaaaaaaaaack! For those of you who are new around these parts, I’m Bill Hudnutt and I’ll be recapping Keeping Up With the Kardashians” again this year. Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I’m 29 years old and I’m marrying the love of my life in just over three months. We live just west of Cleveland, Ohio, aka the hot bed of all pop culture news and happenings. Oh, wait that’s not true? Guess I just made that up. Whatevs. Let’s get right to it, because this was a RIVETING masterpiece of television, right up there with the best episodes of The Wire” or Breaking Bad”. Oh, that isn’t true either? F*ck it. Here we go. -Hey guys, I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this, but does anyone else think Khloe looks a little, uh, different than Kourtney and Kim? Crazy right?! Well this has led to a ton of speculation that maybe, juuuuuust maybe her mother had an affair and Robert Kardashian wasn’t actually her father. Kris wants to … Continue reading → May 22nd, 2012 | 6 Comments | Posted in Kardashians Season 7 KIM AND KRIS SPLIT! – 11/4/11 Posted on November 4, 2011 by Reality Steve9 If you had 72 days in your Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries divorce office pool, you are a loser. Well, you would’ve won the money, but you’re a loser for participating in such an event. In fact, we’re all losers. We’re sh*theads for enduring FOUR F*CKING HOURS of wedding coverage, countless episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians” and its numerous spinoffs. The E! television network and the Kardashian family have made MILLIONS by allowing us to see how this family truly” lives and operates, when really we just witness the gross exploitation of the Kardashian brand” for the good of the kompany’s bottom line. And this marriage and divorce is the absolute perfect example of that. Here are some of my thoughts on how everything played out. -It really isn’t hyperbolic to say that this is the most expected demise of a marriage in recent history. Add one part fame whore whose mother literally controls every aspect of her professional life, another part of the male ego of a professional athlete who would most likely get … Continue reading → November 4th, 2011 | 9 Comments | Posted in Kardashians Season 7 KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS FINALE – 9/5/11 Posted on September 6, 2011 by Reality Steve9 Written by: Bill Hudnutt Email: william.d.hudnutt@gmail.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/bhudnutt Twitter: www.twitter.com/billhudnutt -When we last left Scott and Kourtney, she was unhappy with him because he has been drinking with her brother. In an attempt to make it up to her, he has breakfast come over in a boat, but she’s not budging in her anger. Words can’t describe how awkward this situation was. I would imagine all Scott wanted to do was to hurl himself off the dock and stay on the ocean floor forever. -Time to pile on Rob! Aka my favorite part of any episode. Scott tells him he’s surprised he doesn’t have any teardrop tattoos like his rapper friends”, and Kris Humphries tells the whole family that Rob is into hookers. Then everyone’s all like psssssh how can he be into f*cking hookers when his ass is broke because he’s a loser and Kyndall makes more money than him you DIPSHIT!” This was Rob’s wake up call, and he’s like totally gonna get his sh*t together when he gets back … Continue reading → September 6th, 2011 | 9 Comments | Posted in Kardashians Season 7 Post navigation ← Older posts FULL SEASONS RECAPS RELIVE THE REALITY TV PAST The Bachelor The Bachelorette Bachelor Pad Big Brother Jersey Shore Keeping up with the Kardashians Khloe & Lamar The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills The Real Housewives of Orange County Survivor The Amazing Race search for shows, season, or episodes © Copyright 2024 RealitySteve.com - All rights reserved | Privacy...